I was reading The Guardian recently and wondering why the
Review section doesn't have a column for aspiring writers. Actually, that's a
bit of a fib. I know why because I
proposed such a piece and they politely declined, saying they prefer to
commission in-house or to work with people they already have a relationship
with.
However, my point still stands. Where - blogs aside - are
the advice columns from aspiring writers? The ones who don't say 'this is what worked
for me and here's the proof', but do
say 'this never worked for me at all' or even 'this seems to be working for me
although you won't find my books on the shelves yet'?
Despite the well-worn advice to be original, I suspect most
writers are looking for a route into publication that has been at least tiptoed
through by somebody else. And yet, ironically, each of us is nothing like
anybody else. Which is why I thought I'd use this post to do the kind of
interview I'd like to see in a writing magazine.
These are the rules:
a) No links.
b) No plugs.
c) Ask yourself and answer the questions you think other
people (especially other writers) might want to know about you.
d) Be honest.
Here we go then...
1. What sort of writer are you?
I ask myself that everyday. My standard response is that I
write fiction, non-fiction and comedy. But the truth is that I don't know what
sort of writer I am. I write for fun / personal fulfilment, I write for cash
and I wrote for ambition. Strangely - or luckily - for me, these competing
masters rarely conflict. It's as if the respective muses have organised a
timetable. So, short answer: I haven't figured that one out yet.
2. Will you ever self-publish a novel again?
Previously, I'd have said no, as it was a labour of love and
relied on some expert help from friends. However, lately I've been thinking
about why I started writing in the first place and that was for two reasons: to
work through the story myself and to have my work read. It's only time, money
and my expectations of what conventional publication will do for my work that keep
me rooting for the traditional model. Plus I'd love to do a book signing.
3. You're working on your fifth novel - does it get easier?
Yes, because I think you recognise the process and you learn
to trust yourself and the muse more. The story evolves and sometimes it goes
places you hadn't envisaged. That can be scary and frustrating, but I think
it's preferable to having a contrived tale that only meets your requirements. I
can't speak for other writers but I definitely do not write only for myself.
4. What does success look like to you?
Five novels, five ISBNs and a five-figure sum. Also, the
experience of collaboration on projects that take me into unfamiliar territory
- plays, TV and more radio. I'm both fascinated and envious by the way some
writers and performers end up in interesting places because they move in
circles where those opportunities are possible. They get to extend their
boundaries and develop more of their potential. Writing, as we know, is a
solitary business much of the time, so having the right people around you can
create unexpected adventures.
5. If money wasn't an issue, would you still write
fiction, non-fiction and comedy?
Yes, with changes. I'd pick the freelance work carefully,
I'd concentrate on the novels and I'd develop my own comedy projects (and
complete others I started way back). I'd also love to do more gratis work to
give other people a leg up.
6. How many book rejections have you had overall?
In excess of 100, spread across three novels and four humour
books. And yes, that has stung a little over the course of the years. On the
plus side, I saved on a roll or two of wallpaper in the downstairs loo. (And
loo roll too.)
7. Social media - Holy Grail or crock of crap?
Holy crap. I think my mindset has changed around social
media and for me it's more a means of connecting with writers and readers than
a PR or sales portal. Apart from blogging and tweeting, I wouldn't miss the
rest.
8. What advice would you give to your younger writer self?
Be courageous. Take chances. And, most importantly, live fully so that your writing has
maturity and depth. Also, while I have his ear, learn quickly and move on.
Don't get stuck in fixed ideas about writing, people or even yourself. Make
life an adventure sooner and stop waiting for something interesting to happen.
(Although, frankly, that did result in an interesting book.)
9. Any regrets as a writer?
Well, apart from whatever you can pick from the bones of my
previous answers, there's the toll it takes on the other areas of your life.
Plus, I'd heard of golf widows before, but I didn't know
about writing widows.
Writing is part of living, and not the other way around.
Genuinely, I regret not being able to help other writers
more and vice versa. I think we either gravitate to other writers at our level or those are just the
people we encounter. Sometimes it can seem like a wonderfully supportive club
of fellow creatives; sometimes it feels like a buzzy competitive space; and
some days it just feels like we're rats trapped in a bucket, trying to bite the
hands of passing agents and editors as they waft overhead, out of reach.
Mostly I regret not getting more of an education - and by
that I don't just mean qualifications. I'm talking about a greater awareness of
culture and having greater creative aspirations and ambitions from a younger
age. Fundamentally, I think, it's a class thing.
10. Do you
actually enjoy being a writer because it doesn't always sound like it?
Absolutely. I enjoy all of it in a way - even the
despondency of rejection, the agonies of editing (and then re-editing) and the
confrontational challenge of the blank page. We are fortunate to live in a
place and a time when we can express our ideas so freely and quickly, and reach
some kind of audience within minutes. We take that for granted, but it's a privilege
many others don’t have.
Okay, I'm done. So, I have two gauntlets to cast down for you:
Firstly, to my fellow Strictly Writers, to interview
themselves in a similar fashion.
Secondly, to our readers. I'll answer any writing-related
question about my writing practice, my experience of the world of publishing
(mostly from the outside!), or about the wonderful world of freelancing.
Don't be shy now.
