Friday, 15 June 2012

Some Things Are Not What They Seem


I was thinking about book covers the other day. And how, quite often, they are misleading. For example, some of the more gutsy, well written 'commercial women's fiction' is often wrapped in more 'chick lit like' covers...

Anyway, I thought we'd have a bit of fun with the idea. Here's a photo I took on holiday and your mission for today, should you choose to accept it, is to provide an interesting caption for the photo.

You may choose the tropical gardening route, or a more sassy fifty shades of something idea. Go on, make us laugh.

 There's a fifteen pound book token for the winner!

9 comments:

Bernadette said...

Prickly heat: why naturists need to take care in the sun.

Hayley N. Jones said...

Who knew gardening could be such an arousing hobby?

Derek said...

Hard core gardening takes some balls.

Fionnuala said...

I'm laughing already! Keep 'em coming!

Deb said...

Is that a cactus, or are you just pleased to see me?

Caroline said...

Sex? Always a thorny subject if you ask me! Caroline x

Anonymous said...

Gardening show winner swears by feeding his plants Viagra.

:)

Sam

Karen said...

'Prickly heat' sprang - ahem - to mind, but Bernadette beat me to it!

*slinks away to think of something funny ...*

Hazel_Myope said...

Couldn't think of anything funny but it made me think of this because I'm a weird nerd:

National Geographic - "For all species of the cat family, mating is painful. It's not the biting that hurts the female, it's the male's penis, which is barbed with 100 tiny hooks."